@selaaquatics lifeguards at orientation yesterday. It’s gonna be an awesome season! @robertdowie (at Tara Pool)
imagine if beyonce announced that she was against gay rights
this website would implode on itself and a great civil war would break out
Today in spanish class, I heard one girl talking about tumblr. She must be a hipster blog because she said that tumblr is all about Starbucks, beautiful quotes, and pretty people and she said, and I quote
“There is this whole other side of tumblr called fandoms but they scare me and they are really possesive over a blue box and some other stuff.”
And then I noticed I was wearing my TARDIS shirt.
She was staring me down for the rest of class.
I got scared
The meaning of all the deaths in HP:
|James and Lily:||To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.|
|Cedric Diggory:||To show Voldemort's mercilessness.|
|Sirius Black:||To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.|
|Albus Dumbledore:||To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.|
|Hedwig:||To show the end of Harry's childhood.|
|Mad Eye:||To show the death of a soldier.|
|Dobby:||To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.|
|Fred Weasley:||To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.|
|Tonks and Remus Lupin:||To reestablish orphans of war.|
|Colin Creevey:||To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.|
|Severus Snape:||To show that you can always change your ways. Always.|
|Meaning of this post:||To make anyone who reads it want to crawl in a hole and drown in their tears.|
Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.
oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.
remember that time tony broke protocol and brought shmeil to his apartment just so ziva would be comfortable there
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
how do you aggressively flirt with someone
you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch
I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear
|Pastor:||Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.|
|Couple of older males in the audience:||Amen!|
|Pastor:||Now, wait, I'm not finished.|
|Pastor:||You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.|
|Pastor:||There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.|
|Pastor:||Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.|
|Pastor:||We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.|
|Pastor:||The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.|
|-the pastor shifts a few notes around-|
|Pastor:||The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.|
|Pastor:||So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.|