@selaaquatics lifeguards at orientation yesterday. It’s gonna be an awesome season! @robertdowie (at Tara Pool)

hyperionholmeswatson:

#at first I was like oh #and then I was like OOOOHHH #and then i cried a little

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darrynek:

imagine if beyonce announced that she was against gay rights

this website would implode on itself and a great civil war would break out

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amieleighluna:

lucamborgjust:

this website is nuts

omg! 

(Source: commanderofships)

doctorwhoopla:

lokis-army-at-221b:

Today in spanish class, I heard one girl talking about tumblr. She must be a hipster blog because she said that tumblr is all about Starbucks, beautiful quotes, and pretty people and she said, and I quote

“There is this whole other side of tumblr called fandoms but they scare me and they are really possesive over a blue box and some other stuff.”

 And then I noticed I was wearing my TARDIS shirt.

She was staring me down for the rest of class.

I got scared

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The meaning of all the deaths in HP:

everythingelsegoesherethen:

but-the-universe-doesnt-agree:

nutmuffin00:

Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.

oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.

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weatherly-sexual:

remember that time tony broke protocol and brought shmeil to his apartment just so ziva would be comfortable there

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pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl. 

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

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laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

• when someone hums quietly.
• when my hair gets played with.
• when someone whispers a story to me.
• when someone traces my skin.
• chloroform. 

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understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

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tyrannia:

how do you aggressively flirt with someone

like

you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch

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As the French press laughs (x).

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I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear